Daily Chuck Norris Fact.

• Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

-LB

How Unpleasant

Well, i had no choice today but to have my fluid passenger removed, the pain had become too much. They shot me up, squeezed her out, and now I'm on a bit of V to make me rest. IT does feel better already though, regardless of the 3 feet of Gauze that's inside (to be removed Thursday).

What a terrible little thing, a Cyst. In my case it's caused by a clogged hair follicle. Who would have thought such a simple thing could cause so much pain?

I'm out like homer.

-LB

Havening

1 month and dwindling until death by 26.2.

Go HERE for a long read and laugh.

Bite me.

-LB

You look at my skin..

A Cyst. Yes a Cyst. It looks like a giant under the skin pimple, and feels like an itching burning bullet hole.

The doc says i've probably had it for years, and something burst it, and caused an infection.

How bad does this suck? It will be over soon, in 1 week he'll tear it out of my system, meanwhile i'll just cringe a little as i prepare for the Marathon.


I would post a picture, but why punish others?

-LB

New Dog door

I bled for this door.